Once again, Ben Linus sums up this day.
People infuriate and puzzle me at the same time. Lord give me strength — and 2 Valiums.
Not to be that person who picks on teenage celebrities…oh wait, no, that’s exactly the kind of person I am…but a few things about Taylor Swift’s monologue that everyone seems to think is super adorable and spectacular.
I’m just going to state the obvious here: it wasn’t funny. “Why don’t you think it’s funny, Sade?” you may be asking. Well. This is why:
Guess I’ll just sit here and wait for people to realize that putting ridiculous restrictions on abortions and making them less accessible isn’t going to decrease the number of abortions, just the number of safe abortions.
Women don’t have abortions for the fun of it. It’s traumatic and life changing. No one’s like, “Oh well fuck condoms! I’ll just have an abortion in a couple weeks! Stick it in!” Ugh. I thought America was moving forward on the subject.
Fuck, you guys.
Just checking in to tell you guys how Ray-Bans scored this boy a date with me tomorrow. I’m trying really hard not to sound like I’m in 8th grade and Todd Heany just asked me to the winter dance. But anyway, remember how I ~JOKINGLY~ mentioned going rock climbing the other day and hoping for some babes? (Total gag, that one, definitely not serious…ha…you guys know that, right? I mean you didn’t think I was serious, right? Because I totally wasn’t. No…not at all…) A guy who works at the indoor rock climbing gym I went to wears the same prescription wayfarers as I do (also who my friend scoped out and made an audible “UNFFFFF” noise about) and came up to me and started a conversation by saying “Hey, great glasses.” and here’s where I illustrate how super awkward I am:
Me: Oh ha, thanks yeah, they give me a headache sometimes but I like how they look. They used to be sunglasses.
Him: Yeah they’re awesome *takes off his* I think mine are a little bigger though, they’re the Wayfarer-2’s.
Me: Oh.
Him: You have Wayfarer-1’s, then?
Me: Oh! Oh my god! You have the same glasses as I do!
Him: …yeah. Yep, that’s…that’s why I said it.
Me: Right. Sorry. No of course. Hey we have the same glasses that’s cool! I like your style, clearly you have excellent taste.
So anyway, he apparently was not completely weirded out by my inherent social awkwardness and I’m going to see some local band I’ve never heard of before (kids these days, I can’t keep up) with him. Three cheers for hot boys with thick framed glasses?
New favourite spend-an-hour-going-through-its-archives Tumblr: My Parents Were Awesome
Ahhh so cute!
LOOKIN’ GOOD FEELIN’ GOOD
kapi:
I will slap your face so super hard!
I slap you! I slap you! I slap slap slap you! Slappin you silly ‘cause you disrespected me!
I did it last year, but if I know ahead of time if it’ll be worth it or not, that would help.
I fucking hate you so hard, Urban Outfitters.
Ugh. Why do you have to ruin everything with your faux-nostalgic-distressed-too-thin bullshit? Cunts.
Geologists confirm that a 35-mile-long rift that opened in Ethiopia in 2005— it ripped apart more than 20 feet in just days — is likely the start of a new ocean.
The team from U Rochester has been trying to figure out if plates separate little-by-little over the long haul by a series of smaller earthquakes, or if it’s possible for oceanic plates to suddenly break apart along an entire length all at once.
Since deep-sea research has obvious difficulties, this above-sea-level rift has allowed them to solve part of this mystery. Their research appears to confirm that every tectonic plate, with edges hundreds of miles in length, has the potential to instantly tear themselves apart over a few days.
Sade Crossan, died 2012. Beloved daughter, sister, fuck buddy. Is survived by NOBODY BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
When people describe inanimate objects as “fun”.
NO. STOP.
Those shoes aren’t “fun”, my purple scarf isn’t “fun”, that colour of nail polish isn’t “fun”. Sit the fuck down.
~*~so exciting~*~
