Jesus Christ, these bastards have called me roughly 6 times over the past month about why I subscribe to their internet & cable but use Bell for my home phone. Just now, at 8:30 (I’m old) someone from customer service actually knocked on my door to ask why I don’t want their home phone plan (she drove here! drove!). Are you serious? Leave me alone! I had to be straight up rude to this chick because she wouldn’t go the hell away. I have the best deal with Bell right now and I’m 100% sure Rogers wouldn’t be able to match it so why should I bother confronting them about it? Good god, get your act together. I can smell your desperation and it’s making me want to vom.

Alright, a lot of you showed interest in exchanging cards this year. I’m posting this a bit early because I’m going to Barbados next week for 13 days and I’m going to be pretty busy until then/usually send cards out at the beginning of the month, so I’ll just get it out of the way now. Also, the reason I’m calling it a Christmas slash Holiday card exchange is because my dad’s Jewish and my mom’s family is Catholic, so I celebrate Hanukkah & Christmas every year. So I’m used to doing both and have a bunch of Hanukkah/non-denominational cards if you’d prefer. Just when you email me your address, specify which type of card you’d like.

Rules:

• If you want a card, you have to send me a card. It’s called an exchange for a reason.
• No stalking me, you guys.
• I’m capping it at 30 people, just because I’m po’. So once the first 30 people send me their addresses I’ll delete this post.

OK! Let’s do this. My email: allthiscanbeyours@gmail.com

Send me: your name, your address, Christmas or Hanukkah or “Holiday” card?

Welp.

THANKS

YEAH

THANKS SO MUCH FOR THAT

YUP

WHEREVER I LAST LEFT IT

OK GREAT

SUPER HELPFUL

THANK YOU!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE