- So my boss, Megan, just got a Twitter account.
- Her: I only have 4 followers. How many do normal people have? How many do you have?
- Me: I don't know, around 300-ish.
- Her: Whoa!!
- Co-worker: Don't get too excited, Megan, 270 of them are porno-bots.
- Me: Goddammit you ruin everything.