• So my boss, Megan, just got a Twitter account.
  • Her: I only have 4 followers. How many do normal people have? How many do you have?
  • Me: I don't know, around 300-ish.
  • Her: Whoa!!
  • Co-worker: Don't get too excited, Megan, 270 of them are porno-bots.
  • Me: Goddammit you ruin everything.