Just checking in to tell you guys how Ray-Bans scored this boy a date with me tomorrow. I’m trying really hard not to sound like I’m in 8th grade and Todd Heany just asked me to the winter dance. But anyway, remember how I ~JOKINGLY~ mentioned going rock climbing the other day and hoping for some babes? (Total gag, that one, definitely not serious…ha…you guys know that, right? I mean you didn’t think I was serious, right? Because I totally wasn’t. No…not at all…) A guy who works at the indoor rock climbing gym I went to wears the same prescription wayfarers as I do (also who my friend scoped out and made an audible “UNFFFFF” noise about) and came up to me and started a conversation by saying “Hey, great glasses.” and here’s where I illustrate how super awkward I am: Me: Oh ha, thanks yeah, they give me a headache sometimes but I like how they look. They used to be sunglasses. Him: Yeah they’re awesome *takes off his* I think mine are a little bigger though, they’re the Wayfarer-2’s. Me: Oh. Him: You have Wayfarer-1’s, then? Me: Oh! Oh my god! You have the same glasses as I do! Him: …yeah. Yep, that’s…that’s why I said it. Me: Right. Sorry. No of course. Hey we have the same glasses that’s cool! I like your style, clearly you have excellent taste. So anyway, he apparently was not completely weirded out by my inherent social awkwardness and I’m going to see some local band I’ve never heard of before (kids these days, I can’t keep up) with him. Three cheers for hot boys with thick framed glasses?

Just checking in to tell you guys how Ray-Bans scored this boy a date with me tomorrow. I’m trying really hard not to sound like I’m in 8th grade and Todd Heany just asked me to the winter dance. But anyway, remember how I ~JOKINGLY~ mentioned going rock climbing the other day and hoping for some babes? (Total gag, that one, definitely not serious…ha…you guys know that, right? I mean you didn’t think I was serious, right? Because I totally wasn’t. No…not at all…) A guy who works at the indoor rock climbing gym I went to wears the same prescription wayfarers as I do (also who my friend scoped out and made an audible “UNFFFFF” noise about) and came up to me and started a conversation by saying “Hey, great glasses.” and here’s where I illustrate how super awkward I am:

Me: Oh ha, thanks yeah, they give me a headache sometimes but I like how they look. They used to be sunglasses.

Him: Yeah they’re awesome *takes off his* I think mine are a little bigger though, they’re the Wayfarer-2’s.

Me: Oh.

Him: You have Wayfarer-1’s, then?

Me: Oh! Oh my god! You have the same glasses as I do!

Him: …yeah. Yep, that’s…that’s why I said it.

Me: Right. Sorry. No of course. Hey we have the same glasses that’s cool! I like your style, clearly you have excellent taste.

So anyway, he apparently was not completely weirded out by my inherent social awkwardness and I’m going to see some local band I’ve never heard of before (kids these days, I can’t keep up) with him. Three cheers for hot boys with thick framed glasses?