Sade's Blog

It’s that time of the year. From now on my hands will reek...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:53:32 -0500

It’s that time of the year. From now on my hands will reek of clementines.

How the hell do I have over 4,000 tumblarity right now?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:47:29 -0500

better not stare directly at it.

Ahhh! I suddenly remembered how much I miss Floyd on 30 Rock. Oh...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:16:00 -0500

Ahhh! I suddenly remembered how much I miss Floyd on 30 Rock. Oh my god, writers, please bring back Jason Sudeikis. PLEASE. He makes my vagina drown. What? I don’t know. HE’S JUST SUPER PRESH

Miss u Flower Guy.

So I was talking with a few girls in one of my classes and we got on the topic of weird,...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:49:00 -0500

So I was talking with a few girls in one of my classes and we got on the topic of weird, inexplicable, inappropriate crushes (after a chick mentioned her disgusting crush on our 57 year old mormon professor). So I said Larry David, I don’t know, you guys get it right? Whatever, anyway, I said Larry David and they all (except one who said “who?”) looked at me like I’d just had a Tourettes outburst. GOD WHY DO I EVEN TALK TO ANYONE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME I’M GOING TO START A DEVIANTART PAGE

Larry Plays George via

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:10:26 -0500

Larry Plays George

via

I don’t know why I thought microwavable soup in a cup...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:01:16 -0500

I don’t know why I thought microwavable soup in a cup would be a good idea. I’m going to vom.

I don’t know about you guys, but I found last night’s finale of Curb to be so satisfying.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:54:24 -0500

So happy it finished with a typical Larry fuck-up ruining an otherwise perfect ending. I want a season 8 so badly I would kill kittens.

" I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful "

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:52:54 -0500

and “sexy bitch” was the best you could do? Oh, ok.

I just googled Nicki Minaj because I had no idea who she is, and...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:41:08 -0500

I just googled Nicki Minaj because I had no idea who she is, and I think it’s safe to say that she has the trashiest/best promo shots I have ever seen.

Hahahahahahaha, oh my god, get it gurl.

wat

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:48:00 -0500

wat

You guys! Have you had this stuff? It’s so good, holy...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:40:51 -0500

You guys! Have you had this stuff? It’s so good, holy shit.

Uh yeah this is my third consecutive post about lunch. I also haven’t gotten dressed.

I know you're all waiting for the update:

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:32:00 -0500

I am eating the sandwich anyway.

I’m so brave.

Aw goddammit, I put too much dijon mustard on this sandwich and now it's ruined.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:26:06 -0500

I could cry!

I seriously have the worst handwriting.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:12:00 -0500

I print everything and I think I stopped evolving in the handwriting aspect at around age 12. I might as well write everything in crayon.

Whenever I'm burning a CD or DVD I always get super paranoid that I'll get a sudden case of physical tourettes and press eject before it's finished burning.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:55:33 -0500

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

JGL’s monologue/dance from last night’s episode of...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:26:00 -0500

JGL’s monologue/dance from last night’s episode of SNL, in case you missed it or want to relive the adorableness.

Also, I love you so much Jay, so much…u + me = us...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:49:00 -0500

Also, I love you so much Jay, so much…u + me = us (calculus). Together we will be an unstoppable Jewish-Canadian force.

Fanboys is the best.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:43:13 -0500

Fanboys is the best.

~I cried while posting this

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:22:37 -0500

~I cried while posting this

I feel like buttholes this morning (is it still morning? ughhh)...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:18:11 -0500

I feel like buttholes this morning (is it still morning? ughhh) so I’ll just post pictures of boys and lie in bed until it’s nighttime.